Claire: I'm sorry. We thought there was something wrong with you.
Phil: Sorry.
Mr. Kleezak: What?
Claire: We thought there was something wrong with you. Phil.
Phil: Hi. We haven't, uh, formally met. Phil Dunphy.
Mr. Kleezak: Yeah, I know you. You're the guy who just broke into my house and fondled me.
Phil: No. We were just concerned that you looked dead. No offense.