Jay: I'm telling you, kid, this is a concert you're never gonna forget. Greatest music in the world. Wait a minute. What's this?
Gloria: What do you mean?
Jay: What are we seeing?
Gloria: The symphony. The Four Seasons.
Jay: I thought we were seeing Frankie Valli & the 4 Seasons.
Manny: No. It's Vivaldi.
Jay: Oh, crap. You mean nothing but instruments? I'm outta here.