Quote from Phil in Two Monkeys and a Panda
Phil: Remember the spa certificates we got at the children's hospital auction? Well, look at this. They expire tomorrow. Claire: Oh, well, what are you gonna do? Phil: Claire, I don't think you're grasping the magnitude of this package valued at over $250. Claire: Sweetie. Phil: If you don't use 'em then all our money just goes to charity.