Gloria: [recorded] "And then Papa Bear said"
Jay: [recorded] "Baby and I are going fishing."
Cameron: This is such a precious gift.
Mitchell: I know. I can't believe my dad sat down and did this.
Cameron: Keep going.
Gloria: [recorded] Jay, pay attention. It's your line.
Jay: [recorded] I just had a damn line. Manny, freshen this up for me.
Gloria: [recorded] No. No more drinks until we finish this.
Jay: [recorded] Who cares? Cam's just gonna return it anyway.
Mitchell: Cue gasp.
Cameron: [gasp]