Phil: Hey, honey, who's this?
Claire: This is, um, Robbie my boyfriend from when I was 17 years old, whom my mom invited to dinner.
Phil: Fasten your seat belts. Phil Dunphy.
Robbie: Phil, how do you know Claire?
Phil: I know Claire from being married to Claire.
Robbie: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Uh, wait a minute, uh...
Claire: Mom didn't mention that I'm married with three kids?
Robbie: No. All she said was that you were still trying to figure out your life.