Broderick: Cam! Wait. Have I upset you in any way?
Cameron: Oh, please. Let's not play this game. We both know what's going on.
Broderick: Have I been that obvious?
Cameron: Uh, the flowers that don't get delivered. The Valentine's Day plans that get interrupted. Do I really need to spell it out for you? Me, Mitchell, wedge.
Broderick: Don't hate me. [hugging Cameron] It's just so hard to see someone else have something you want and can't have.
[aside to camera:]
Cameron: Does Broderick have a crush? Yes. On someone he frequently sees at the office? Yes. Does that man have red hair and a beard? No. But his boyfriend does. It's me. The crush is on me.