Cameron: Maybe we can turn this around.
Mitchell: How? It looks like someone bled out over here.
Cameron: No. I mean the rug. Maybe we can turn the whole rug around. Put it under the couch. See? No one would ever know it's there.
Mitchell: Well, we would know.
Cameron: Well...
Mitchell: What are you thinking?
Cameron: You don't wanna know.
Mitchell: No, tell me, 'cause I think I'm thinking the same thing.
Cameron: I seriously doubt that, because now I'm thinking it was Joan Collins's house.