Claire: Okay. We need a game plan. We need to rehearse exactly what we're gonna say 'cause that is the only way I'm gonna hold it together when my babies are looking at me with judgment and disgust.
Phil: First of all, that's how they always look at us. [eating on the floor]
Claire: Oh, Phil.
Phil: Secondly, this isn't as traumatic as you think.
Claire: Honey, I walked in on my parents having sex once. It was- Oh, awful. I can't even get the image out of my mind.
Phil: Claire, we're not your parents. We're in much better shape.