Alex: [washing eyes out] I can still see it!
Haley: I can't believe that just happened.
Luke: What were they doing?
Alex: Nothing.
Luke: Whatever it was, it looked like Dad was winning.
Haley: "It"! They were doing "it"!
Alex: He has no idea what you're talking about.
Luke: Sex?
Alex: Yes!
Luke: I know what sex is, Alex. It's when a man and a woman take off their underpants and then get into the bed.
Alex: Stop talking!