Mitchell: Look, I know you don't want to hear this, but she's handsy and it makes me uncomfortable.
Cameron: Oh, my God. I know what this is. You're just not used to having a mother that shows affection.
Mitchell: Do not make this about my mother.
Cameron: I didn't. But it is normal for a mother to be physical and it is not strange for an occasional hug or a little pat on the fanny.
Mitchell: Okay, these aren't pats, Cam. No. She squeezes and lingers!
Cameron: Show me where she squeezes and lingers.
Mitchell: Cam, put the doll down. I don't know if this is just sexual or Crazytown but your mother cannot keep her hands off of me and it's creeping me out. No. Oh B-Barb. I'm sorry.
Cameron: Let me show you where you stabbed my mama.