Quote from Gloria in Mother Tucker
Gloria: Jay, you wanna go to the mall with me? Jay: No, actually, my stomach's a little funny today. Gloria: Oh, I am so sorry, papi. Maybe we'd stop first at the crib store and you lay down and I buy you a little dress, hmm? [aside to camera:] Jay: Gloria thinks Americans are babies. Gloria: Well, in Colombia we couldn't go run to the hospital for every little sniffle or dislocated shoulder.