Quote from Jay in Manny Get Your Gun
Jay: [aside to camera] I like being on time. It's easy, 'cause I'm organized. Not my wife. You'd think growing up in a place full of death squads and drunken uncles she'd have learned to move a little bit faster. Gloria: [entering] Ay. Sorry, sorry. I couldn't find my earring. So what were we talking about, huh?