Gloria: You really think that I would kill a dog?
Jay: Well, what was I supposed to think?
Gloria: I don't know. How about I didn't kill a dog?
Jay: Just tell me what you did with it.
Gloria: He's in a better place.
Jay: That's what people say when something's dead.
Gloria: Okay, fine. I took him to a farm where he has plenty of room to run.
Jay: That's the second thing people say when something's dead.
Gloria: My hairdresser's brother has three kids. They live in the country. They were so happy to have the dog that they gave me a jar of pickles. Is that also what they say when something is dead?