Alex: I can't believe it. I got a "B" on my paper.
Phil: Good for you.
Claire: Yeah.
Alex: No, it would be good for you. It's terrible for me. Thanks to your moldy encyclopedias my take on mitosis was completely out-of-date. They don't even call it protoplasm anymore. It's cytoplasm.
Claire: Well, you could have asked one of us.
Alex: Now you're making jokes?
Claire: I'm not making a joke.
Alex: Really? What's the difference between a gamete and a zygote?
Phil: Don't fall for it, Claire. She's just making up words.
Claire: Huh.
Alex: That's it. I need the Internet. I'm out of your stupid contest.