Claire: We have called this family meeting because the personal electronics have gotten out of control. Starting today, there's going to be a one-week ban on all cell phones Texting, I.M.'ing video chatting, video gaming, anything on the Internet.
Alex: How am I supposed to do my homework?
Claire: The way I did.
Phil: With a chisel and a piece of stone.
Claire: Phil.
Phil: Can't unplug my funny bone.