Manny: Mom, the dog again.
Gloria: I know, papi. I want to strangle that crazy old thing.
Jay: Just ignore it.
Gloria: It's easy for you to ignore because you have the old-man hearing. But Manny and I, we have the young ears.
Jay: I don't get how one dog keeps you awake when you grew up sleeping through cockfights and revolutions.
Gloria: Very funny, Jay.