Quote from Phil in Earthquake
Phil: So, don't panic. I'm gonna get you out. I'm just gonna go get some tools. Plumber: Get a crowbar, if you have one. Phil: What is that supposed to mean? Like I'm some dandy who doesn't have a crowbar? Plumber: Well, you did just use the word "dandy." Phil: "Dandy" is a term coined by miners in the 15th century. Claire: Phil? Just get us out of here.