Gloria: Jay, what are you wearing? You can't go to church like that.
Jay: Well, that settles it then. I'm going golfing.
Gloria: You're gonna miss church again? Last Sunday, you said that you had to go to the office. The week before, you had breakfast with a friend.
Manny: And before that, you thought you had a cold that turned out not to be a cold.
Jay: Because I babied it.