Plumber: So this is the problem.
Claire: Uh, faucet just keeps leaking.
Phil: Yeah, it's a cracked washer, if I know my washers. And it's, uh, been leaking a little water.
Plumber: Yeah, could be a washer a cracked valve, a stripped pipe.
Phil: Well, I guess I'm not a professional plumber but I have spent a huge amount of time in that tub. I can tell you from experience, or at least what it feels like in there.
[Claire closes the door on Phil]