Phil: Really, Claire? Didn't I tell you I'd fix the tub?
Claire: Yes, you did. I think I was pregnant with Luke at the time.
Phil: That is not fair. I've done everything you've asked me to do around here. I fixed the step, didn't I? Look how solid it is. I'm like Shirley Temple and that black guy.
Plumber: Bill "Bojangles" Robinson.
Phil: Bill "Bojangles" Robinson! I said it first.