Claire: Haley, honey, I need you to do something for me.
Haley: Mom, my arm hurts.
Claire: Why don't you find out what it is before you start making up excuses to get out of it?
Haley: Okay, what is it?
Claire: I need you to talk to your sister. I think that there's something going on with her and a boy.
Haley: So?
Claire: So? I am your mother and it is my job to make sure that you girls don't get involved with a predator.
Haley: Okay, Mom, stop watching Dateline.