Haley: Well, have you guys kissed yet?
Alex: No!
Haley: Well, what are you waiting for?
Alex: I'm not waiting. I'm 13.
Haley: And you've never kissed a boy?
Alex: How old were you?
Haley: Like, 11. And it was beautiful. I was in Jackson Kaner's carpeted garage.
Alex: Eleven?
Haley: Yeah. So you better get on it or else he's gonna think you're a lesbian.
Alex: He's not going to think I'm a lesbian.
Haley: I thought you were. You totally have the sandals for it.