Phil: Tonight, Claire Dunphy, we are turning back the clock to a simpler time when families piled into their station wagons picked up some burgers and went on a picnic up to Granger Point.
Claire: Honey, we don't have to do this.
Alex: Listen to her.
Phil: No. It's gonna be great. I talked to, uh... France, ants, picnic Nick and he's not picking up the car till tomorrow. We have one more night of family fun.
Luke: What's gonna be fun about it?
Alex: Listen to him.
Phil: Only everything.
Haley: Only nothing.