Gloria: Manny, relax. She's not here yet.
Jay: You might wanna play it a little cooler. You don't want to scare off your girlfriend.
Manny: She's not my girlfriend! She's just coming over to study the life cycle of silkworms. [doorbell rings] Oh, she's here. She's here! Okay, how's my hair?
Jay: I thought it was just a friend.
Manny: I heard that.
Jay: I wasn't whispering.