Phil: Hey, there's my beautiful wife. I know you're mad at me, and I know this foam finger can't make up for everything.
Claire: Honey, you just go change, and we'll talk about what you did later.
Phil: Hey, thank you so much for those tickets.
Jay: Gloria tells me you had a real good time.
Phil: Not really. No, I didn't. God, I love your daughter. [trips] Oh! I should- I should come by and kiss that step- fix that step.