Claire: And, sweetie, did you have a chance to try on the white pants I put in your closet?
Phil: Oh, what do they look like?
Claire: Is there really a more clear way to describe white pants? Sweetie, if they don't fit you, you're going to be the only one not wearing white, and then you're gonna stand out like "Where's Waldo?"
Phil: Actually, "Where's Waldo?" Doesn't stand out. He's super hard to find. That's the challenge.
Claire: This portrait is incredibly important to me.
Phil: Also, his name is just "Waldo."