Quote from Jay in Airport 2010
TSA Agent: Then why are you departing Maui on different dates? Gloria: Well, because he's traveling back home with his family. Jay: What? Gloria: Surprise! They're only staying for six days. The rest of the time it's only you and me. Jay: Really? Gloria: Mm-hmm. I wanted to spend some time alone with my husband- drink cocktails by the pool, sleep in. Jay: I could not love you any more than I do right now. Gloria: I also found a topless beach. Jay: I was wrong.