Quote from Phil in Benched
Jay: A coach is supposed to ride the kids hard. Phil, help me out here. Phil: He's a mean man. Jay: Oh, you're such a woman. Phil: Come to the game. You'll see. This guy's a real motherscratcher. Pardon the language, Gloria. Claire: "Gloria"? Phil: He better cool it, or I'm gonna introduce him to [holding his fists up] the Captain and Tennille.