Cameron: You will not believe what's going on at Jake and Debbie's house.
Mitchell: Who?
Cameron: The people on the monitor. They must live nearby. So much drama. Okay, Jake told Debbie that he had to work late. So she called his boss and found out that he didn't. Busted! So she spent all morning on the phone crying and crying and crying to her mother and said if Jake has to work "late" one more time, she's filing for divorce.
Mitchell: Huh.
Cameron: That's it? I give you that tasty dish and all you give me is a "Huh"?