Jay: A rosewood chess set. As matter of fact, before I wrap this thing, what say we take it for a spin? Come on, Manny. I'll teach you.
Gloria: He knows how to play. His father taught him.
Jay: I'm gonna teach him real chess, not the Colombian version. We actually use the pieces to play the game, not smuggle stuff out of the country.
Gloria: Uh, I know one Colombian piece you won't be playing with later.