Jake: [over baby monitor] No, that's fine, I'm just putting the baby down.
Cameron: Okay, that's Jake. He's the one that's having an affair. I know.
Jake: Yeah, I can do it tomorrow night. I'll just give my wife some excuse.
Cameron: Men are pigs.
Jake: I don't really have a choice, do I?
Cameron: Yeah. You could not cheat on her! How about that?
Jake: Because it has to be a surprise. When she hears me speaking Italian to her grandmother, it'll be worth all this sneaking around.
Cameron: Lily, I had it backwards. He's wonderful.
Jake: Don't worry. I'll just tell her I'm working late.
Cameron: No, Jake, don't do that. That's the worst thing you could do.
Jake: Buona notte.
Cameron: Oh, no, Lily, what are we gonna do? We have to fix this.