Gloria: The restaurant had nothing to do with you. I was just not in the mood to go anywhere that fancy after the stupid thing I did this morning.
Cameron: What did you do?
Gloria: I bought a dress.
Cameron: You monster.
Gloria: Ay. It was a very expensive dress that I don't need. I felt so stupid that when I got home, I couldn't even bring it inside the house. I left it in the car.
Cameron: I totally get it. I have a legendary hat story. I'll bet you look fabulous in that dress.
Gloria: Yes, but anyone would look fabulous in that dress.
[cut to:]
Jay: You find that blanket?
Mitchell: No. This was all I could find. Shut up!
Jay: Really shows off your shape.