David Brenner: Scientists- They don't know why this is true, but it's true. Women with big rear ends live longer. Man who tell 'em that don't. Did you read about this man, a 91 -year old bank robber in Texas? He goes into a bank- "The hell did I want?" They had over 4,000 photos of him escaping from the bank.
Jay: See? He's funny, huh?