[Dylan is on the front lawn, holding up his cell phone which is playing his song "In the Moonlight"]
Phil: Hey, Dylan.
Dylan: Hey, Mr. Dunphy.
Phil: What's happening?
Dylan: Well, Haley and I got into another fight.
Phil: Oh- Say Anything.
Dylan: Um, good morning?
Phil: No. Say Anything.
Dylan: Newspaper.
Phil: No, Dylan. Say Anything. Clutch movie.
Dylan: Clutch movie.
Phil: She probably won't be up for a couple hours still.
Dylan: It's okay. It's not that heavy.