Alex: Check it out. The Aubreys had this huge party last night, and we got all these bottles to recycle.
Phil: Great.
Alex: What's Jagermeister?
Phil: Um... Well, you know how in a fairy tale there's always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep, and then the guys start kissing her? Well, this is like that, except you don't wake up in a castle, you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.