Jay: I'm here to let you know your gaydar is broken. Shorty is not gay.
Mitchell: No. I, uh- I knew that. I just, I made that up to mess with you for dissing Cam.
Jay: What? That cost me twenty-thousand bucks.
Mitchell: What do you mean?
Jay: I reached out to him to let him know it's okay to be gay.
Mitchell: You did?
Jay: Yeah. Right after one of the stranger golf lessons of my life. Turns out what he is is a lousy gambler, and now I'm the one on the hook for it.
Mitchell: [chuckles] Oh, I'm so sorry.
Jay: Then why are you smiling?
Mitchell: I'm- I'm proud of you, Dad. And you're growing.