Phil: Now press the button labeled "Activities."
Haley: Where is that?
Phil: It's just to the right. To the right. And now choose "Watch DVD."
Haley: What?
Phil: Honey, you gotta focus. We've only got 20 minutes. Pretend- Pretend the mall's closing.
Haley: Dad, this is stupid. I watch TV on my computer. Why do I have to learn this?
Phil: Because your mom doesn't think you can.
Haley: Nobody can.
Phil: Haley, listen to me. Listen to me. I know this seems impossible. But this is for all those times that Mom told you she was right and you knew she was wrong.
Haley: I'll do it.
Phil: That's my girl.