Quote from Phil in Not in My House
Phil: I never meant to blame you for that whole picture thing. Your mom sort of thought it was yours and I should have stopped it, but I didn't.
Luke: So what was the picture of?
Phil: Well, it was a woman on a tractor and she had her shirt off.
Luke: Was it hot?
Phil: Okay, we're being honest here. Um, this particular woman- Well, my tastes do run to the curvy, and the cowboy hat did not hurt one bit. Couple that with the cutoff jeans- And you were asking about the weather, weren't you?
Phil: Well, this is good. This is good. [Luke walks away] You're gonna be going through some changes soon. And I think now you can feel safe talking to me about whatever.