Claire: When I find out that my children are looking at a naked picture online, they don't have any privacy.
Alex: Who was looking at naked pictures?
Claire: That doesn't matter.
Haley: I wasn't.
Luke: Wasn't me. That's gross. I'm 10! What's wrong with you people?
Claire: Wait a minute. If it wasn't you, who was it?
Phil: [enters] Mangia!