Quote from Phil in Not in My House
Phil: Well, you know, I kinda promised him we'd keep everything between us. Matter of fact, he'd be mortified if you brought it up with him ever. Claire: Oh, God, really? Phil: Yeah. Claire: That actually makes me feel kinda bad. Phil: Well, you're probably just feeling a little tense from all this. I know I am. You know what might help the situation? Claire: Really? Right now? Phil: I meant going out for a few pizzas. Where's your mind? I guess I live in a house full of sex maniacs.