Claire: I should go talk to him.
Phil: Honey, honey, honey. I got this. I got this. No, no, no, no. I got this. I got this. I was his age once. Breasts are like these scary, mystical things that he's drawn to like Frodo to Mordor.
Claire: Okay, I'm definitely going-
Phil: No, no, no, no, no. Boys don't want their moms talking to 'em about sex any more than girls want their dads talking to 'em about periods, bras and girdles and all that stuff.
Claire: You do know that women stopped wearing girdles, like, 30 years ago?
Phil: Honey, I know, I know. That-That- That is exactly the kind of sexual revolution that our son is going through right now. So, just- Let's just- just trust it. [trips] Fix that step. Just know, I will handle this, okay?