Quote from Phil in Up All Night
Phil: Don't cry, Luke. I'm okay. Luke: I broke the coffee table! Phil: That's okay. What? Luke: I broke the glass coffee table. Phil: The one you swore you didn't break, and then we blamed Esperanza and fired her and she stole a turkey at Thanksgiving for her family and got deported? Luke: Yeah. Phil: Damn it! I'm sorry. [groaning as he reaches out] You will be sorry!