Gloria: Ay, Manny! Did you put this spider in the fridge?
Manny: Oh, yeah. Inocente.
Gloria: Ay, papi, what's wrong?
Manny: I want to have Christmas like they do in Colombia. Jay is messing everything up.
Gloria: Manny, try to understand. Jay has great memories with his kids when they were young. And he just wants to recreate them with you.
Manny: So, maybe the best gift I could give Jay would be Christmas like he used to have it?
Gloria: Ay, you're such a beautiful boy! One day you're gonna grow up, and I'm gonna miss all the things that you used to do as a little boy.
Manny: Okay. But if this so-called Santa Claus doesn't bring me a burgundy dinner jacket, we're going to have a big problem.