Jay: These are your Christmas Eve gifts. You know the drill. You open those up before bedtime. They're pajamas.
Mitchell: Still keeping traditions alive, huh?
Jay: Well, someone has to. I got two Colombians at home trying to turn Christmas into Cinco de Mayo.
Mitchell: You know that's Mexican, right?
Jay: Ah, burrito, "bur-right-o." Christmas should be Christmas. Picture on the stairs, hot chocolate, opening the presents. That was supposed to be the good thing about having a kid in the house again. I can have Christmas the way we used to.