Quote from Claire in Undeck the Halls
Claire: What is that? That looks like a cigarette burn. Was one of you smoking a cigarette? What? Kids: No. Claire: Which one of you was smoking? Phil: Not me. I have a respiratory problem. Claire: Obviously it wasn't you. Now I've got a family of liars and smokers. Frank Dunphy: [on video chat] Honey, come here. You gotta see this. Claire: Did you shoplift your Christmas presents too? Haley, keep that ugly sweater on. Phil: Anyway, merry Christmas!