Phil: No, no, no. I want the most dangerous reptile you've got.
Jungle Tanya: I have an iguana that eats crickets.
Phil: That'd be scary if it was a birthday party for crickets. Seriously, Jungle Tanya, I need you step it up a notch. Is there anything that scares the cocoa out of you?
Jungle Tanya: Uh, not really. I do have a bearded dragon.
Phil: Ooh.Does it-
Jungle Tanya: No, it does not breathe fire.
Phil: Well, then we're back to square one, aren't we?