Quote from Alex in En Garde
Haley: There must be something wrong with this phone. I've rubbed it on my head for, like, an hour. Claire: What? Alex. Alex: [chuckles] Haley: Oh, you're such a geek! Alex: At least I didn't give myself a bald spot. Haley: Oh, my god! Mom! Claire: Alex, don't be mean. Haley, stop making yourself such an easy target.