Quote from Jay in Coal Digger
Jay: Let me ask you something. Your sister said that Gloria would never go for anybody who looked like me. Now, you guys basically are like women. You know, you look at guys. So what do you think?
Mitchell: You're seriously asking us if you're attractive?
Jay: Well, I know I'm no Erik Estrada or anything. I'm just curious is all.
Jay: So, if I was in one of your bars and Righteous Brothers were on, would you... I don't know. Check me out?
Mitchell: Dad, you're really close to ruining gay for me.