Haley: Dad, is there something you want?
Phil: Yes, there is. To connect with this girl right here. Now, come on. Pretend I'm not your dad. We're just a couple of friends kickin' it in a juice bar.
Haley: What's a juice bar?
Phil: Okay, a malt shop. Whatever.
Haley: Dad, I don't-
Phil: No. Who's dad? Who's dad? I'm- I'm Marcus from biology. Hey, Haley. How's it going with you and Dylan? Has he tried anything inappropriate with you, girl?
Haley: [answering cell phone] Hey. No, nothing. Just talking to some dork I met in a malt shop.