Phil: Okay, can I step in here? I think I can help. Haley, what your mom is worried about is you getting your heart broken when Dylan goes off to college next year.
Haley: He's not going to college.
Claire: That's not what I'm even think- He's not going to college?
Haley: He's in a band, okay? They're going on tour.
Claire: Oh, this just gets better and better.
Haley: Why are you always on me about everything?!
Claire: Because you need to understand-
Phil: Okay, now, everybody, calm down. Let's start from the beginning. What's wrong with Spencer's arm?